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This page is reserved for funny video clips, amusing photos and bird related jokes. Just email
them to me and I'll publish them here. If you like these clips and jokes, I have a lot more non
bird related ones in the Q&A Forum. Click on the Wise Owl at the bottom left and he'll take you
there. Look for ED'S FAVOURITE VIDEO CLIPS, you'll find it under the FUN & INTERESTING
STUFF classification.

Smart Bird

I got this one from an email doing its rounds in the office.
                                                  Just click on the PLAY button to view.

             Another Smart Bird

                                                                Just click on the PLAY button to view.

                                    How to Tell the Sex of a Bird

             I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
                                 I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

                                Until Now...........             Below are Two Birds :

                      Which of the two Birds do you think is a Female?     Study them closely...

                          See If You Can Spot Which of the two is the female.

                   It can be done! Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

   Pair of Seagulls

                                                 Jokes
             Q)    Name a bird that has a long neck?
             A)     Naomi Campbell

             Q)    What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
             A)     Fowl play!

                                               Riley the Talking Eclectus
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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots
on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs $2,000.00."

"Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man.

The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer." The man then asks about the next
parrot and is told that this one costs $5,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do
plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs $12,000.
Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen him do a thing, but the other two call
him boss!"

Singing African Grey on the Tonight Show

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living
room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you."

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice spoke again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

A real Cute Telephone Commercial

There's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can
swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a
quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.

One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard,
and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy
gets mad and says, "OK for you," and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the
bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a
stream of invectives that would make a veteran sailor blush.

At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds
there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets VERY quiet. At
first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes
of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble
I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't
understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way,
what did the chicken do?"

Zachery the Trained Parrot

For the Birds

Animated Kiwi Movie

A Bird with Great Dance Moves

                                          Pump up the volume and enjoy the music !!!

              Monty Python: Dead Parrot

Have you ever purchased a bird from a petshop that lasted less than a week? And then finding out you
                                can't do anything about it .....You have to sit back and laugh !

                Animation from 1930

                                            Here's a rare film clip from the vault.

                                             A Swearing Parrot
                                    **Please Read Warning below before watching

WARNING: If you are under 15 or are offended by obscene language, please do not watch this video.
Rest assured that anyone found copying the behaviour of this bird on any of our forums will instantly have their signon revoked. We DO NOT condone this kind of behaviour in humans but this particular parrot
has a cult following on YOU TUBE , having made dozens videos, and from its overwhelming popularity we believe it will likewise attract the curiosity of BirdSale.com.au's visitors.

A Beatboxing Parrot !